EDWARD?
You will come for me, right?

Edo! Wai don’t I remember dis???? We such good friends!!
That’s because it’s Greed.
SO THAT’S WHY YOU TWO ARE SO CLOSE! YOU’RE BOTH GREEDY!
What are you insinuating, Alphonse? All I see is two very fashionable guys.
Insinuating is an interesting choice of word.
Aww, you’ve picked up my detail-oriented linguistic genius as well! I am so proud.
So can I insinuate that I was correct?
Yes Al. Greed is a deadly sin. Very good?
Ugh. That’s not what I meant.

Edo! Wai don’t I remember dis???? We such good friends!!
That’s because it’s Greed.
SO THAT’S WHY YOU TWO ARE SO CLOSE! YOU’RE BOTH GREEDY!
What are you insinuating, Alphonse? All I see is two very fashionable guys.
Insinuating is an interesting choice of word.
Aww, you’ve picked up my detail-oriented linguistic genius as well! I am so proud.
So can I insinuate that I was correct?

(via meichang)
I hear I should be thankful for the state I’m currently in so I don’t have to witness this atrocity of human nature.
THIS IS CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED! WHERE IS THAT XING GIRL? SHE IS…GROUNDED!
Grounded? Okay Daddy
Uh… You mean Mommy?
OH! GOOD ONE ALPHONSE! YOU ARE GROWING UP SPLENDIDLY!
He learned his quick wits and sarcastic comebacks from me. He is growing up adorably, isn’t he??
Ah geez you guys… You give yourselves too much credit.

(via meichang)
I hear I should be thankful for the state I’m currently in so I don’t have to witness this atrocity of human nature.
THIS IS CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED! WHERE IS THAT XING GIRL? SHE IS…GROUNDED!
Grounded? Okay Daddy
Uh… You mean Mommy?
It’s too small.